I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for
paneling.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
paneling.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Related:
- I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct.
-- Jack Handley,
The New Mexican, 1988... - IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it.
There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley,... - I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect."
I don't know what it would be,
but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen... - I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988... - IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out
becoming pure energy.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988... - I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988... - I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on
the same day.
Then that night, they burned the wheel. -- Jack Handley... - TO ME, CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY. In fact, they're kinda scary.
I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes... - IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is,
"God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying...
