I Recently Moved Into A New Apartment, And There Was This Switch On The Wall That Didn't Do Anything.

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I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the
wall that didn't do anything... so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just
flick that switch up and down... up and down... up and down...
Then one day I got a letter from a woman in Germany... it just said
"Cut it out."
-- Stephen Wright

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