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• Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic?
  You get to see a lot of great places you'll never get to visit....
• Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
• I never read other people's mail.
• I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.
  -- Clarence Darrow...
• Most cheeses need work. I don't want to be in the same country as goat cheese.
  It always tastes the way a yak looks in one of those National Geographic specials....
• But I DID read the manual...
• I dont read these either...
• I read the DOC's...is this English?
• I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files.