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I Never Vote For Anyone. I Always Vote Against. -- W.C.
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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
-- W.C. Fields
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I vote for: Billy Beer!
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
-- W. C. Field...
Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields (1890-1946)
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W. C. Field...
I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.
Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Field
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Field...
