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• I never eat between meals and snacks.
• Parson: Do you say your prayers before dinner, Andrew? Andrew: No sir, my Mum's a good cook.
• I pray for boredom but it never comes.
• If I should die before I wake up I pray the Lord my soul will take but My body, my body -- that's your job.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I'll cry in anguish, Mistake!
  ! Mistake!!...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date.
• Never trust a skinny cook.