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• I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
• I don't DESERVE this!! I haven't even KILLED anyone in this issue!
  -- Kobra, in an Ambush Bug story in DC Prese...
• Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. -- Mickey Friedma
• I Fear A State That Kills Far More That I Fear A Man Who Has Killed.
• What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
• Bah! Humbug! I CRAP on your Spitulous Creeds! -- Mickey Mouse
• I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke.
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• I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny