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• I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebria
• I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• I never thrust my nose into other men's porridge. It is no bread and butter of mine
  every man for himself, and God for us all. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap....
• I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...
• The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
  I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
• I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
• I use GIF.E peanut butter.
• I like bread.
• I know on which side my bread is buttered. -- John Heywood