Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
-- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. -- Jay Gould
I can mend the break of day, heal a broken heart, and provide temporary relief to nymphomaniacs.
-- Larry Lee...
I can relate to that.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his big thumb out, He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me. He wants to bring me down....
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A.J. Liebling...
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -- Lillian Hellma
I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
-- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanic...
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat dried oats; If it be man's work I will do it.

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