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• I can stand anything but a succession of ordinary day
• QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
• Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going to get hit. -- Joey
• In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one-iron.
  Not even God can hit a one-iron. -- Lee Trevino...
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
• I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.
• Everything I say can stand on its own two faces.