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• Anybody can make a fortune. It takes genius to hold on to one. -- Jay Gould
• I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
• Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other.
• I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain.
• The argument that the literal story of Genesis can qualify as science collapses on three major ground
  he creationists' need to invoke miracles in order to compress the events of the earth's history into the biblical span of a few thousand yea...
• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
• Half of me says I have schizophrenia, the other half says I don't.
• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
  -- Francis Rabelais (1495-1553) -- Works, Book ii, Chap. xxxii...