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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry
A man's house is his castle. -- Sir Edward Coke
A man's house is his hassle.
A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
"It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman.
As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of th...
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdo
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheso

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