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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
A Polish worker walks into a bank to deposit his paycheck.
He has heard about Poland's economic problems, and he asks what would happen to his money if the bank collapsed....
A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom, but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.
-- Jean Paul Sartre...
A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest. -- Walt Kelly
A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling....
A prediction is worth twenty explanations. -- K. Breche
A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature.
.. please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing....
A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.
A priest advised Voltaire on his death bed to renounce the devil.
Replied Voltaire, "This is no time to make new enemies....

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