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A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of qualities -- a natural defectiveness.
-- Aristotle...
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
-- Joey Adam...
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
A putt that stops close enough to the cup to inspire such comments as "you could blow it in" may be blown in.
This rule does not apply if the ball is more than three inches from the hole, because no...
A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?
The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could...
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
-- Steel City New...
A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed from the entrance of the first black family to the exit of the last white family.
-- Saul Alinsky...
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbour notice it.
-- Trygve Lie...
A real estate agent, looking over a farmer's house for possible sale, commented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked.
The farmer replied, "Yep, built it with my bare hands... did it the hard way...
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
A real friend is someone you can use over and over again....

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