Miscellaneous Collections

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A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start, and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim.
-- Leibnitz...
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by...
A mighty creature is the germ, Though smaller than the pachyderm.
His customary dwelling place Is deep within the human race....
A mind is a wonderful thing to waste.
A modem is a baudy house.
A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object in the whole creation.
-- Goldsmith...
A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and the police.
-- Mr. Dooley...
A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for its species, managed to trap them in a corner.
The ch...
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
-- Fro...
A motion to adjourn is always in order.

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