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A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.
A musician, an artist, an architect: the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake...
A myth is a religion in which no-one any longer believes.
-- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy...
A narcissist is anyone better-looking than you. -- Gore Vidal
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal
A nasty looking dwarf throws a knife at you.
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing. -- Alexander Hamilto
A neighbor came to Nasrudin, asking to borrow his donkey.
It is out on loan," the teacher replied. At that moment, the donkey brayed loudly inside the stable....
A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.
At about 5,000 feet, still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from...

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