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A person who is more than casually interested in computers should be well schooled in machine language, since it is a fundamental part of a computer.
-- Donald Knuth...
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
A physicist is an atoms way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald
A pickup with three guys in it pulls into the lumber yard.
One of the men gets out and goes into the office....
A pig is a jolly companion, Boar, sow, barrow, or gilt -- A pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale, Though mountains may topple and tilt.
When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When th...
A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
A place for everything and everything in its place.
-- Isabella Mary Beeton, "The Book of Household Management" [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4....
A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it. -- Stanley Baldwi
A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain edible nutriments.
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.

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