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A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
Yet all who know him consider him one of the bests programmer in the world. Why is this?" The Ma...
A novice of the temple once approached the Chief Priest with a question.
"Master, does Emacs have the Buddha nature?" the novice asked....
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A pain in the ass of major dimensions. -- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circui
A Parable of Modern Research: Bob has lost his keys in a room which is dark except for one brightly lit corner.
"Why are you looking under the light, you lost them in the dark!" "I can only see he...
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on. -- William S. Burrough
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem
A pencil with no point needs no eraser.
A penny for your thoughts?" "A dollar for your death." -- The Odd Couple

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