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A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
A man who likes to lie in bed can usually find a girl willing to listen to him.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
A man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create destruction and chaos - just to gain his point.
.. and if all this could in turn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that i...
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