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• A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems. -- Paul Erdo
• A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.
• The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. -- Franklin P. Jone
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• A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat.
  -- Logan P. Smith...
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• All obvious theorems are true. -- Pommersheim's Principle All true theorems are obvious.
  -- Keane's Kriterio...