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A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....
A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a `round tuit' now has no excuse for further procrastination....
A new taste had been acquired and a new appetite began to grow.
A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes.
A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered by the side of the street.
Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned out of his window to ask an onlooker what was goi...
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthure "Bugs" Bae
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. -- Yogi Berra
A Nixon [is preferable to] a Dean Rusk -- who will be passionately wrong with a high sense of consistency.
-- J.K. Galbraith...
A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a contradiction in terms. -- Phyllis Schlafly

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