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A priest asked: What is Fate, Master? And the Master answered
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence....
A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions. -- George Elio
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
-- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952...
A private sin is not so prejudicial in the world as a public indecency. -- Miguel de Cervante
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with -- even if he drank.
-- Mencke...
A prominent broadcaster, on a big-game safari in Africa, was taken to a watering hole where the life of the jungle could be observed.
As he looked down from his tree platform and described the scene i...
A promiscuous person is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are. -- Victor Lowne

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