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A man may sometimes be forgiven the kiss to which he is not entitled, but never the kiss he has not the initiative to claim.
A man may well bring a horse to the water, but he cannot make him drink with he will.
-- John Heywood...
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce, "Ulysse...
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.
-- Stephen Crane...
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer.
-- Ronald Colma...
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why.
.eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di....
A man who cannot seduce men cannot save them either. -- Soren Kierkegaard

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