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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek...
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Franci
A man is crawling through the Sahara desert when he is approached by another man riding on a camel.
When the rider gets close enough, the crawling man whispers through his sun-parched lips, "Water....
A man is known by the company he organizes. -- A. Bierce
A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
-- Richard Thompso...
A man is only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
A man is walking along when he sees a funeral procession going by, the longest procession he's ever seen.
It seems to consist of the hearse, followed by a man with a Doberman on a leash, followed by...
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?" "No," replies the man wi...
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
-- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle...
A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything. -- Samuel Johnso

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