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• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.
  NOW who's asking the questions? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
  --Ed Howe...
• He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
• No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
  -- Edgar Watson Howe...
• BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
  ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five questions ....
• Confused: Stands looking puzzled at urinal. Asks where the paper is.
  This is usually a woman who has wandered into the wrong washroom....
• Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman...
• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
  -- Joey Adam...
• A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
  -- Joey Adam...