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  I got no money, And nothing is free....
• Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
  [fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....
• BODY: I'm not dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
  LARGE MAN: Yes he is. BODY: I'm not! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him.
  But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor....
• I got a mind like a steel trap. It's rusty & illegal in 19 states.
• The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. -- Poor Richard
• When I walked into the supermarket the manager got a grocery cart for me.
  I said, "Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?...
• Beside the skeleton is a rusty knife.
• Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting