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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. -- Carrie Snow
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her....
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
-- Mencke...
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend, who swore how much they were in love.
To quiet the enraged husband, the lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play...
A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.
After that it's cheating. -- Yves Montand...
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
-- Joan Rive...
A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Boi
A man fell off a mountain and, as he fell, saw a branch and grabbed for it.
By superhuman effort he was able to get a precarious grip on it....
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.
-- Alexander Smith...
A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....

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