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• Never let a panty line show around your ankles. -- Joan Rive
• Men are so shallow. They like nurses! Single, vicious, good-looking girls .
  .. little short skirts, the top button undone, always leaning over in the operating room...
• A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
  -- Fro...
• She saw a sign saying, "Wet Floor." So she did! -- Joan Rive
• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
  -- Joan Rive...
• Two is company. Three is fifty bucks. -- Joan Rive
• A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can. -- Moms Mabley