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• I think a man can have two, maybe three affairs while he is married.
  But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you are cheating. -- Yves Montand...
• Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• In a novel the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish.
  In a movie that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun as he wants cheating and stealing, getting rich, and whipping the servants....
• Peace, n.: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Peace, n: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo