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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
-- Russell Bake...
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Well
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
A halted retreat Is nerve-wracking and dangerous. To retain people as men -- and maidservants Brings good fortune.
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
-- John Updike...
A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical questio

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