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• A guy has to get fresh once in a while so the girl doesn't lose her confidence.
• A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
• In what other business could a guy tell a girl to get undressed--and send the bill to her husband?
  -- Jackie Maso...
• My mother went to school with a girl named Michelle Babbitch.
  She couldn't wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a child....
• Most guys'll tell you, if they had a choice of a way to die, they would want to die while in bed with a woman.
  Making whoopee. Which is great. For the guy. For the woman, let's be honest, it's a drag....
• Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?
  asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl....
• Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -- Vanbrugh
• Did you hear that A career girl's mind moves her ahead, while a chorus girl's mind moves her behind.
• The drive-in bank was established so that the real owner of a car could get to see it once in a while.