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• QOTD: "He eats like a bird... five times his own weight each day.
• A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side.
  It weighs one third of a pound per foot. On one end hangs a monkey holding a banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey....
• Nearly half of the 30 million penalty notices the IRS mails out each year are erroneous, according to a study by Money magazine.
  In one case, because of a computer glitch, a barber in Santa Rosa, California, was notified in 1993 that he owed the agency $...
• For a community to be whole and healthy, it must be based on people's love and concern for each other.
  -- Millard Fulle...
• The only insect that can lift 50 times its own weight is the ant.
• Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
• This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.