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A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do.
-- D.M. Ritchie...
A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska.
He drove for three days and three nights to get there and finally...
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work.
-- Anatol Hol...
A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
A Law of Computer Programming: Make it possible for programmers to write in English and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. -- Robert Fro
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment. -- Willis Playe
A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist.
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble.
-- Adlai Stevenso...

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