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A life spent in search of the perfect hash brownie is a life well spent.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. -- Aristotle
A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing. -- Alan Perli
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. -- Don Knuth
A little experience often upsets a lot of theory.
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. -- C.E. Ayre
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H.H. Munro, "Saki
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad right?
And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you know when I'm sleeping?...

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