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A Hen Brooding Kittens A friend informs us that he saw at the Novato ranch, Marin county, a few days since, a hen actually brooding and otherwise caring for three kittens!
The gentleman upon whose p...
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
A Hollywood producer calls a friend, another producer on the phone.
"Hello?" his friend answers. "Hi!" says the man....
A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book The Martian Chronicles?
' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?...
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
-- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901....
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland

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