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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Fro
A key to the understanding of all religions is that a God's idea of a good time is a game of Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters. -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burge
A king's castle is his home.
A kiss is a course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- Lillian Day
A lady with one of her ears applied To an open keyhole heard, inside, Two female gossips in converse free -- The subject engaging them was she.
"I think", said one, "and my husband thinks That she's a...
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.

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