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A GOOD WAY TO THREATEN somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse to the phone....
A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself
and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself. -- Lisa Kirk...
A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch. -- James Beard
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
-- Barry Goldwate...
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
-- Barry Goldwate...
A grammarian's life is always intense.
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. -- B. Frankli
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William Jame...
A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.

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