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A gangster assembled an engineer, a chemist, and a physicist.
A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
-- Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]...
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. -- Fred Alle
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely a coincidence.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another coincidence....
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident....
A girl with a future avoids the man with a past. -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humo
A girl's best friend is her mutter. -- Dorothy Parke
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong-- it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

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