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• A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. -- Fred Alle
• A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. -- Evan Esa
• Whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother. -- Evan Esa
• Anything else, sir?" asked the attentive bellhop, trying his best to make the lady and gentleman comfortable in their penthouse suite in the posh hotel.
  "No. No, thank you," replied the gentleman. "Anything for your wife, sir?...
• A gentleman is a man who can support his own weight on his hands.
• A girl with a future avoids the man with a past. -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humo
• I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love.
  His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul....
• Marge: Who is this woman? Homer: Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like.
  .. uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady. -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Grampa: [whistles, hangs his hat] [seeing Bart] Oop.
  [whistles again, turns around, picks up his hat and leaves] [sticking his head in] Is your name "Bart"?...