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• A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
  -- Evan Esar [ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]...
• A gentleman is one who never strikes a woman without provocation. -- H.L. Mencke
• Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Alle
• A gentleman never crumbles his bread or rolls in his soup.
• A fool and his money are soon parted, but nobody can part a two-dollar toupee. -- Fred Alle
• The only thing he ever takes out on a moonlit night is his upper plate. -- Fred Alle
• The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Alle
• A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
  -- Fred Alle...