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• A girl's best friend is her mutter.
• A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
• Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work while she was on her honeymoo
  "Too fucking busy, and vice versa." -- Dorothy Parke...
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now Dorothy Parke
  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• A diamond is a girl's best friend, but you have to be friendly to get one!
• Quote #263 @A: Dorothy Parker @Q: Too fucking busy, and vice versa.