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A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend is a present you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenso
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go.
You'll just be walking down the street and... Ooohh, that's much better. -- Steven Wrigh...
A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
A full belly makes a dull brain. -- Ben Franklin [and the local candy machine man. Ed]
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.
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