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A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable.
-- Samuel Cleme...
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red...
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Fro
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol. -- Adlai Stevenso
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Was it true," the woman inquired, "that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life?
She was told that it was. There wa...
A diva who specializes in risque arias is an off-coloratura soprano.
A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....

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