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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -- Winston Churchill
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.
He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought to have a name....
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.
A fisherman from Maine went to Alabama on his vacation.
A fitter fits; Though sinners sin A cutter cu
And thinners thin And an aircraft spotter spo...
A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood waiting for a taxi.
"Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. "I'm going west....
A fool and his honey are soon parted.

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