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• A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinne...
• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
• A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red...
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• So live that you can look any man in the eye and tell him to go to hell.
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...