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A doctor was stranded with a lawyer in a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
The doctor tried to swim ashore but was eaten by the sharks....
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. -- Ogden Nash
A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizne...
A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance. -- Stanislaw Lem
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral.
The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" exclaimed th...
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstei
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation. -- Publilius Syru
A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight.
Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved. -- R.A. Heinlei...
A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox 1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.
Wanting to help, the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the netwo...

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