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• A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
• PESSIMIST: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  OPTIMIST: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....
• pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
  optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....
• A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
  A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
• She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.
• Behind every successful man is me wanting a fur coat.