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• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• Ayatollah Khomeini will one day be viewed as some kind of a saint.
• Iran under the Ayatollah is an example of a country run by its Moral Majority.
• May you get a love letter from the Ayatollah Khomeini.
• We kill you and you kill us and Allah is the greatest.
  -- Ayatollah Khomeini (quoted Int. Herald Trib. Jul 1, 1981)...
• This year, folks, the Ayatollah is 90 years of age. I wonder what that is in human years?
• A thought for the day: In ``A Clarification of Questions,'' Iran's Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini wrote that ``if a fly gets into the throat of one who is fasting, it is not necessary to pull it out.
  ''...
• Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
  [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
• All right. His story checks out.