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• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.
  What I mean to say is: We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie....
• Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
  [Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Homer: You know what? Grampa: What? Homer: We're both screw-ups.
  Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
  [a multicolored VW bug is chased by police] Ma...