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• Boy, a good man really hard to find.
  -- Homer searches for a husband for Selma, "Principal Charming...
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man. [belch] -- Barney comes to the rescue when Homer needs to find a husband for Selma?
  Principal Charming...
• Homer: [on phone] Hello, Selma? Selma my dear, how are you?
  ... Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second....
• Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
  No, I mean raising kids! I just couldn't cut it today....
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...