You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined
little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Defined
Related:
- You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
- Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up.... - Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody!
Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me... - Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go
through five stages.
The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!... - Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.... - Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer
Simpson syndrome".
Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir?
Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro

